Verse 1 A B#m You call me up in the mornings D E We’ll stay on the phone until dawning A D E A You tell me secrets I actually keep A B#m You call me up around noon and D E Bring me all the good gossip A D E You hold my head when I throw up A I hold your hand when you weep Bridge D And we talk about friends E And we talk about records D Talk about life E And we’ll talk about death D And we dance in the living room E D Dance on the sidewalks, dance in the movies E D Dance at the festivals, dance, dance E No men ever really dance like this Chorus A D E Damn! I wish I was a lesbian A D E Damn! I wish I was a lesbian A D E A E Damn! I wish I was, and that you were, too (that you were too) A D E Damn! I wish I was a lesbian A D E Damn! I wish I was a lesbian A D E A D E Damn! I wish I was, so I could fall in love with you Verse 2 A B#m You call me up in the evenings D E And tell me what they did this time A D E A No matter what, I’m by your side A B#m When it’s raining, we’ll go to the video store A E We even like the same movies A D E A No damn jedis or hobbits, this time! D And you laugh at my jokes E And I laugh at your jokes D E And I even like the birthday presents you get me D And we dance in the living room E Dance on the sidewalks D Dance in the movies E Dance at the festivals D Let’s dance, dance E No men ever really dance like this Chorus A D E Why don’t, why don’t I fall? X2 A D E A D E Why don’t I just fall in love with you?